Voice-to-Text conversions can be quite humorous at times!
Many of you are aware of the slick technology that converts voice mail messages to text so you can read them as text or email messages. I use it and benefit from it, but the conversions, while giving you the general idea of the message, can be pretty rough at times.
Here are some humorous Google Voice-to-Text conversions I have received:
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Hello Bill, Friday morning. And yeah, I don’t know what the weather’s like that. I hope you’re fine. Other Ritina to have another chat with you. To just way to get my mind around it. What we gotta do what we checked with going to change the heading on the website which is not you need pack from right to wiped and it’s gotta have. But. The New, new product on the AT. I just wanted to because Well, I’m getting confused a bit. Is that way up or the guy puts coming out and then 9 Newell. I’ll dish. I would doing next week and, I just wanna make sure with you know everything. Is is fine, but I think. When you later bye to May. Within the. I’ve been link. With the new new dial 99 9” panic. So it’s really just cousin, put my mind at rest, but What a point people. I don’t think we’re actually going to be changing your any packed an email yet until people get used to see the new heading on the on the new website wave night which is pack, et cetera. I think that’s what we discussed, and if you could give me a call and let me know what you think, and we wonder I was just wondering if it was possible. You’ll be able to get that done by next week because of the advertising price list of at Set your watch, will be distributing next week at yahoo and, I didn’t want to confuse people. When I click on there and see completely different For the new Haiti and places that week up printed. With the new. New, 9 okay right. I have a great day. Bye. I hope. Otherwise, Linda said, it seems to be fine. What you did on the on the Coke. ON the Stuart, pack. Thank you. Bye.
And there you go! If you want to give this a try, Google offers it for free and it integrates nicely with most smartphones (maybe more phones). It works well with my Sprint Samsung Epic, anyway. Best wishes!